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Ninth!

Fic: Thor Should Never Be Allowed Internet Access
Prompt: Tony/Steve + Thor; Written for this prompt over at avengerkink. Steve/Tony, Thor complains about the overly loud copulation of his shield brothers. A Thor without sleep is not a happy Thor.

Need a reason?

1. “Don't be bashful, good friend. The walls of our domicile aren't made of hardy Asgardian stone and steel: your nocturnal activities were quite evident to me last night!”
2. Thor continued, unfazed. “When the two of you copulate, could you keep control of Steve's exclamations of orgasmic bliss? He tends to be rather vocal, and of course even warrior gods need their rest.”
3. “Brothers! I understand you are copulating!” Tony rolled his eyes, flopping back down onto his many pillows. “'Copulated', Thor. Past tense. We're done.” Thor narrowed his eyes at Steve and Tony, before pointing Mjölner – holy shit, he brought Mjölner in with him?! – at the two men.

'nuff said.

Edit: scrolled through the comments and saw scintillulae; oh hay thar!